everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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