As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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