She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize