There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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