I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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