So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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