But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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