I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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