I am in a vortex of obligation.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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