i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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