i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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