Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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