ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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