I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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