Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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