what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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