Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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