that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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