Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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