if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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