I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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