Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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