i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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