Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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