i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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