idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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