if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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