You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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