Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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