Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.