he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
