Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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