You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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