This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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