North Korea, Best Korea!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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