butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
