is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
They should really pass out barf bags in church
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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