office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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