oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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