I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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