I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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