Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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