the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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