she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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