as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So squirting runs in the family.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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