Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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