You can't special order awesome
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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