Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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