i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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