i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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