you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize