Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
What drink are we having for lunch?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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