Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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