She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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