Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize